Hey everyone, it's Ayumii!
I keep on saying I'll do more posts and pick up this blogging thing again but I haven't. So I'm really sorry about that, but due to all the homework I'm getting, I may not be able to post frequently ever again. //sobs// I won't close down this blog, but don't expect new posts flying at you every week.
As you may have already figured out from my name, I'm Asian. So here are some questions you get when you're an Asian, and here are my usual, sarcastic, over-the-top responses to them.
Do you, like, eat everything with chopsticks?
Yeeep. Yes, we do.
So, like, even cereal?
Yeah. Yeah. We just, you know, poke our chopsticks around until we happen to stab a cornflake.
So...you're Asian, right?
I don't know. You tell me. Do I look Asian?
Are you, like, Japanese or Korean?
Oh, I don't know. I'm all of them actually. And you literally just skipped the biggest country in Asia. I would hate being your geography teacher.
Oh, so, you're Chinese? Can you, like, speak some Chinese right now?
Ching chong tomato. Bing bong potato.
Is, like, rice the only thing you eat?
Yeah, I faint if I don't have enough rice in my system. I'm not allowed to eat anything else, it's an ancient tradition that all Asians can only eat rice. Otherwise we die. Once, I tried to eat a piece of bread and my mum spanked me. It's that serious.
If you're Asian, you should, like, know karate, right?
Oh yeah. Been doing it since the age of six months. I'm above black belt. That's how good I am.
You're Asian, so, you're, like, good at maths, right?
Yup. All up in that calculus shiz since 2003. (Side note: I'm not. I suck at maths XD)
If you can relate, leave a comment below. Thanks for reading!